Parker: So what if she wore a not-so-teenie-weenie, yellow, polka-dot burkini?

Today, it’s the fully clothed woman who overheats the passions in France, where three towns have banned the burkini. Leave it to the French to criminalize modesty.

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Brian Hyland - Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini

Brian Hyland - Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini

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Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini by Disco Pirates on Beatsource

Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini (Brian Hyland)

She wore an itsy bitsy, teenie weenie, yellow polka dot bikini”