pull up my big girl panties - warm cotton candle – Pretty Clever Words

By A Mystery Man Writer

strike a match for being OVER IT, because.. if I have to PULL UP my BIG GIRL PANTIES and DEAL WITH IT one.more.timethe elastic is going to SNAP and I will have to show my butt. this candle is INFUSED with weariness and exasperation, underlaid with sarcasm. it's ACTUALLY scented with a comforting blend of crisp linen
strike a match for being OVER IT, because.. if I have to PULL UP my BIG GIRL PANTIES and DEAL WITH IT one.more.timethe elastic is going to SNAP and I will have to show my butt. this candle is INFUSED with weariness and exasperation, underlaid with sarcasm. it's ACTUALLY scented with a comforting blend of crisp linen and the warm cotton smell of granny panties fresh out of the dryer 100% All Natural Soy Wax 100% Lead Free, 3 - Cotton Wicks Essential and Fragrance Oil Infused Vegan, Cruelty Free 14.5 oz - jar measures 3.5 inches high and 4 inches in diameter Comes with a hammered silver lid 45 hour burn time light citrus / fresh notes, gentle florals and traces of musk combine to cocoon with warm fragrance