big girl panties - humorous bar kitchen towel – Pretty Clever Words

By A Mystery Man Writer

if i have to pull up my big panties and deal with it one more time, the elastic is going to snap and i'll have to show my butt. Mop up spills or sarcasm with fun towels.
if i have to pull up my big panties and deal with it one more timethe elastic is going to snap and i'll have to show my butt sarcasm..it's how we hug and get through cleaning. Kitchen towels are time-honored essentials with natural simplicity and versatility..beyond drying dishes and counter tops, these oversized cotton classics are great for more than everyday cleaning - they are perfect for gifting! Order any 2 towels in the collection and get a 3rd towel for 50% - discount applied automatically in your cart! Made from 100% Cotton and bleached white, each towel unfolds to a large, 24 x 36 inches in size - although they are lint-free, they're full of fun! If you'd like to create your own towel, select here to customize! Care Tips: Kitchen and bar towels are made to soak up spills! Of course, you can just drape them as decor on your bar, but chances are, you'll need to actually use them. If you can, let them air dry a bit before throwing in the laundry. Wash and dry as normal. Low heat on the dryer works best, and taking them out of the dryer promptly will help avoid some of the wrinkliness - they are cotton! If you would like to iron them, no problem - simply iron on the back side, away from the vinyl used for the design.