By A Mystery Man Writer
I never watch Love Actually, it's not romantic it's just extremely offensive
People are only just realising how to make dry felt tips work again & they're kicking themselves now they know
People are only just realising how to make dry felt tips work again & they're kicking themselves now they know
My husband showed up to my family Christmas party in a completely inappropriate outfit - it was so rude, I was mortified
Disgraced Prince Andrew offers baffling tip to freezing crowd during Christmas walkabout at Sandringham
I look like an angel when I cover up, but people never guess what's hiding underneath my clothes
I have big boobs and hate wearing a bra – it's a struggle, I think we should 'free the melons