The Group Halloween Costume You (Yes, YOU) Need to Make Happen: Sexy Fruit Salad

By A Mystery Man Writer

I didn't think it could get any better (or worse, perhaps) than a "sexy" Halloween hamburger—and then I spotted this this "sexy" banana. Sexy Banana, $69.95. And its crew of "sexy" fruit friends. Sexy Strawberry, $69.95. Sexy Pineapple, $67.95. Sexy Watermelon, $61.95. Can you say "sexy" fruit salad?! I get that these costumes are atrocious and will probably spontaneously combust if you come within smelling distance of a cigarette, but I kind of like that they take the "sexy"-inanimate-object-costume trend and push it over the brink into ridiculous territory. And you have to appreciate that "sexy" fruit salad would be super easy to DIY if you want to showcase less skin and save your hard-earned cash for the bar. Apple-tini, anyone? "Sexy" fruit salad? Who's doing it? Photos: Yandy.com.
I didn't think it could get any better (or worse, perhaps) than a sexy Halloween hamburger—and then I spotted this this sexy banana. Sexy Banana, $69.95. And its crew of sexy fruit friends. Sexy Strawberry, $69.95. Sexy Pineapple, $67.95. Sexy Watermelon, $61.95. Can you say sexy fruit salad?! I get that these costumes are atrocious and will probably spontaneously combust if you come within smelling distance of a cigarette, but I kind of like that they take the sexy-inanimate-object-costume trend and push it over the brink into ridiculous territory. And you have to appreciate that sexy fruit salad would be super easy to DIY if you want to showcase less skin and save your hard-earned cash for the bar. Apple-tini, anyone? Sexy fruit salad? Who's doing it? Photos: Yandy.com.