What Your Undies Say About You

By A Mystery Man Writer

What do you wear down there? Boxers, briefs, boxer briefs, something a little more revealing? What you wear underneath those jeans says more about your personality than you might think.

You value space, freedom, and a little breathing room to make sure your guys don’t suffocate.

You value simplicity and comfort. Hanes has never steered you wrong and never will.

You’re hoping somebody is going to see those undies.

You are on the prowl.

You appreciate the classic, old school look.

You’re gross and haven’t done laundry in months.

You have given up hope, and know no one is ever going to see you with your pants off. Conversely, you simply don’t care what others think. It’s underwear for Christ’s sake, why does it even matter?

You’re an optimist, hoping that a jacuzzi or pool might present itself in the near future. You don’t want to be unprepared if the opportunity arises.

You know you’re about to get lucky and can’t wait for someone to see what you’re hiding (barely) underneath that man thong of yours.

You’re a practical man. It’s freaking freezing. You don’t care if anyone sees you in your thermal long johns, ‘cause HEY IT’S COLD!