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There's an old saying that goes If it ain't broke don't fix it. While you may think that only applies to my love life, it's the backbone of our company and for that reason, we're introducing the Black Acid Wash Denim Swim Briefs, AKA The Houston Hog Holster. Our classic Daytona Dong Sarong has nested the nuts of the likes of Dale Earnhardt, Tommy Lee Jones, and even Steve Buscemi. This denim swim brief is the mall-rat older brother who shops at Hot Topic, drinks 32 oz Monsters and has snakebite piercings. Slipknot and Whitesnake, you've met your maker.
DEETS
Quick-drying, soft and smooth on your gear, high-res print
Fits tight, we suggest 1 size up
Fully lined with elastic waistband and drawstring
Don’t be a shirt swimmer
Inseam: Negative, Ghost Rider
Material: Shell: 88% Polyester, 12% Spandex; Lining: 100% Polyester
Hand Wash…well
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Anna P. in Boulder, Co
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